Camping Adventure - Day Five
Day 5
1900
An evening entry to sum up the day - its been a busy one hence why we haven't a chance to make an entry until now.
We got up quite late today, ate, then left for Arundel. We had a walk around Arundel - its a nice place, lovely views and sights, big hills and stuff. We walked up one of these hills and ended up at the entrance to the castle. we thought we might like to have a look round - might be quite interesting, some opld stuff, a bit of history etc. We then decided that it probably wouldn't be worth the thirty quid entry fee!! We don't care about history and old stuff that much. Thinking that maybe the English Heritage should take this fact into account when pricing up their attractions - its cheaper to research it on the net guys think about it! Madness!! So maybe we will go another time - when we haven't just paid for a holiday.
As we crossed over the bridge we saw a lovely little gaggle of swans - aaaah romantic sigh. We spent a small amount of time watching one which was fighting against the current. It was severely struggling to keep up so Owen took an immense amount of pleasure in mocking it. (I think he was mean - Charli.) We found a few shops but there was only one decent which sold... wait for it... camping equipment! We got a few cool camping accessories and then continued to walk about. We sort of sidled up some little lane-like road where the path is like one an a half peoples wide. We came across lots of posh people (e.g. "i,ve seen this simply adorable picture darling...yup...yup...uhuh...ya and i want it, i want it now darling...ya...ya...yup have the money transferred from my swiss bank account now darling!! etc etc) Halfway up this road we moved aside to let a lady pass she stopped in front of us and frowned and sort of huffed in an unimpressed fashion. Naturally we laughed in her face at her retardedness - no time for these toff-types who think they're better than us just because they are.
We continued walking along this road - after we had calmed down from all the hysterical laughing, to a small pub we had seen earlier, for a brief beverage. After much conversing we moved on and found a bakery, got some pastry related grub and sat by the river to munch. We then went back to chav-central Little-skank-hole aka Littlehampton. We wanted to do the bumper cars and pedal boats for a bit of a cheap kiss-me-quick kind of laugh. We both felt incredibly unsafe in the boats - there was water coming in and if you pedal backwards the whole boat tips up!! EEEK! But we had a laugh nonetheless. The man suggested I was a retard by confusing me with his common dialect - "put the other arm through! No put the other arm through! No put the other arm through!" - how many arms does he think I've got?!? "Keep turning the wheel!! Keep turning the wheel!! Keep turning the wheel!!" My conclusion: they're all carnie retards.
1930
Charli - Just to briefly document some new arrivals at camp. Basically - more 'tards. The red van brigade left this morning and the chav olds also went home taking their gazebo with them.
The new people however really are actual retards. 2 guys and 2 girls. They look older than us, sort of Uni looking people - but sound about 6 years old. They have just closed up their tent for the night but we can still hear their adolescent yowling. Owen thinks they are having some sort of orgy. By the sounds of the female high pitched yelping and squealing, i think i might have to agree.
On the plus side, a happy camper in a veedub has just arrived and i think he will entertain Owen for hours! Dinner was another success. Sausage casserole and mash. yum yum!
Owen - We have had a lovely romantic evening listening to the best of Fleetwood Mac I love my lady and i mean it in a serious way. We have bonded so well over the last few days. I have had loads of fun map reading and being here i can strongly recommend camping with a loved one it's a great way of bonding and it's so much fun cooking on one of those grill things. yay! I love Charli.
Wasp kill count - 12 dead, 1 lost in action, presumed dead - we had a good day for wasp killing!
1030
All of the camp is sleeping now apart from us and the nice older couple round the corner who suggested a few activities for the younger generation and gave us a local paper to look for events. We have had a couple of drinks and had a lovely chat about past, present and as much future as you can squeeze out of free spirit such as Owen. It's been nice. He seems to have opened up and destressed this week. What he previously has entered pretty much sums up our evening I’ll say no more except that i think i could camp with Owen forever! Another drink then bed methinks. 'til 'morrow my good readers. night night x x x charli x x x
1900
An evening entry to sum up the day - its been a busy one hence why we haven't a chance to make an entry until now.
We got up quite late today, ate, then left for Arundel. We had a walk around Arundel - its a nice place, lovely views and sights, big hills and stuff. We walked up one of these hills and ended up at the entrance to the castle. we thought we might like to have a look round - might be quite interesting, some opld stuff, a bit of history etc. We then decided that it probably wouldn't be worth the thirty quid entry fee!! We don't care about history and old stuff that much. Thinking that maybe the English Heritage should take this fact into account when pricing up their attractions - its cheaper to research it on the net guys think about it! Madness!! So maybe we will go another time - when we haven't just paid for a holiday.
As we crossed over the bridge we saw a lovely little gaggle of swans - aaaah romantic sigh. We spent a small amount of time watching one which was fighting against the current. It was severely struggling to keep up so Owen took an immense amount of pleasure in mocking it. (I think he was mean - Charli.) We found a few shops but there was only one decent which sold... wait for it... camping equipment! We got a few cool camping accessories and then continued to walk about. We sort of sidled up some little lane-like road where the path is like one an a half peoples wide. We came across lots of posh people (e.g. "i,ve seen this simply adorable picture darling...yup...yup...uhuh...ya and i want it, i want it now darling...ya...ya...yup have the money transferred from my swiss bank account now darling!! etc etc) Halfway up this road we moved aside to let a lady pass she stopped in front of us and frowned and sort of huffed in an unimpressed fashion. Naturally we laughed in her face at her retardedness - no time for these toff-types who think they're better than us just because they are.
We continued walking along this road - after we had calmed down from all the hysterical laughing, to a small pub we had seen earlier, for a brief beverage. After much conversing we moved on and found a bakery, got some pastry related grub and sat by the river to munch. We then went back to chav-central Little-skank-hole aka Littlehampton. We wanted to do the bumper cars and pedal boats for a bit of a cheap kiss-me-quick kind of laugh. We both felt incredibly unsafe in the boats - there was water coming in and if you pedal backwards the whole boat tips up!! EEEK! But we had a laugh nonetheless. The man suggested I was a retard by confusing me with his common dialect - "put the other arm through! No put the other arm through! No put the other arm through!" - how many arms does he think I've got?!? "Keep turning the wheel!! Keep turning the wheel!! Keep turning the wheel!!" My conclusion: they're all carnie retards.
1930
Charli - Just to briefly document some new arrivals at camp. Basically - more 'tards. The red van brigade left this morning and the chav olds also went home taking their gazebo with them.
The new people however really are actual retards. 2 guys and 2 girls. They look older than us, sort of Uni looking people - but sound about 6 years old. They have just closed up their tent for the night but we can still hear their adolescent yowling. Owen thinks they are having some sort of orgy. By the sounds of the female high pitched yelping and squealing, i think i might have to agree.
On the plus side, a happy camper in a veedub has just arrived and i think he will entertain Owen for hours! Dinner was another success. Sausage casserole and mash. yum yum!
Owen - We have had a lovely romantic evening listening to the best of Fleetwood Mac I love my lady and i mean it in a serious way. We have bonded so well over the last few days. I have had loads of fun map reading and being here i can strongly recommend camping with a loved one it's a great way of bonding and it's so much fun cooking on one of those grill things. yay! I love Charli.
Wasp kill count - 12 dead, 1 lost in action, presumed dead - we had a good day for wasp killing!
1030
All of the camp is sleeping now apart from us and the nice older couple round the corner who suggested a few activities for the younger generation and gave us a local paper to look for events. We have had a couple of drinks and had a lovely chat about past, present and as much future as you can squeeze out of free spirit such as Owen. It's been nice. He seems to have opened up and destressed this week. What he previously has entered pretty much sums up our evening I’ll say no more except that i think i could camp with Owen forever! Another drink then bed methinks. 'til 'morrow my good readers. night night x x x charli x x x
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