Camping Adventure - Day Four
Day 4
We had planned to get up mega early. We failed. It's now 0900 just finished cleaning and tidying etc. and as the weather doesn’t look too good so we are going to do a bit of shopping in and around Chichester.
It's a bit rainy but otherwise enjoying the camping experience the sound of trains is getting a little annoying every time they hoot charli sings: “#he-llo#” back she says it sounds like they are saying hello, this seems to be the onset of some kind of camping hysteria disease syndrome. We have now found a new home-from-home in the tent and refer to it as ‘home’ when we are talking about returning to camp. Sweet.
There is an interesting family of Chavs sited opposite us - who we can only guess consists of Mother, Father, Daughter and Son-in-Law. They appear to be living inside a gazebo and sleeping in a huge dome tent - quite strange. The Chav Crew men, (as we have affectionately dubbed them), have just left and the Chav Mum is cleaning and washing whilst continuously smoking and discussing with her fat daughter about the benefits of Teflon and her favourite type of Richmond. It does seem however, that they are not all as bad as you would expect or first assume. The Son-in-Law said hi to me but the parents just blanked me when I gave them a happy-camper morning-greeting on the way to the shower block. Ah well one can but try.
Wasp kill count 7 dead, 1 lost in action presumed dead. We are currently trying to eat but keep getting attacked. We’re dealing with it.
1000
We have just left the campsite, I mentioned that I don’t really like Citroen 2 C V's and in response, Charli likened my face to one?!
“You’re FACE looks like a 2 C V!!“
Nice huh? Shortly after this I did a typical man classic and realised I had left my wallet in the tent so back we go what a fool.
1700
We got just back from Chichester. Its okay, quite busy, a little bit better than our home town but equally as boring. In my personal opinion, these days it’s no good going any kind of distance to go shopping, the places are all the same but we got a few bits then ate some lunch in the park where we watched as some local village idiots kicked a ball around and shouted primitive abuse at each other. We have got back now and we need to decide what is for dinner. What am I going to EAT TODAY lets go shopping. Its raining but what the hell.
1730 - another charli entry
I just killed a spider! haha! But Owen near hates me for it. I think that walloping it with a plate was allot easier on the eight-legged messenger of the devil then smoking it out like he tried to do! I’ve never killed a spider myself before but after asking Owen about 600 TIMES in a rather irritating west country accent and he still refused I decided to take matters into my own hands. haha!
It’s still raining. We were going to go find food but got distracted by tent raving to Owens music box instead-followed by watching the rain drops roll down the side of the tent, giving them names and racing them. We then tried to recreate what music sounds like in da club by moving the box round and round our heads at high speeds. We think we have discovered tent/camping related hysteria.
2100
Just sat down with some beer after going crazy in Somerfields. Charli made potato wedges which worked very well. Being a simple being I just cooked meat and spicy beans. Ha! We both agreed we had a good team cooking event followed by operation washing up followed be operation tidy tent so here we are I bloody love camping and I’m sure my lady feels the same xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx woooooooooooooooooooo
‘til ‘morrow good readers.
We had planned to get up mega early. We failed. It's now 0900 just finished cleaning and tidying etc. and as the weather doesn’t look too good so we are going to do a bit of shopping in and around Chichester.
It's a bit rainy but otherwise enjoying the camping experience the sound of trains is getting a little annoying every time they hoot charli sings: “#he-llo#” back she says it sounds like they are saying hello, this seems to be the onset of some kind of camping hysteria disease syndrome. We have now found a new home-from-home in the tent and refer to it as ‘home’ when we are talking about returning to camp. Sweet.
There is an interesting family of Chavs sited opposite us - who we can only guess consists of Mother, Father, Daughter and Son-in-Law. They appear to be living inside a gazebo and sleeping in a huge dome tent - quite strange. The Chav Crew men, (as we have affectionately dubbed them), have just left and the Chav Mum is cleaning and washing whilst continuously smoking and discussing with her fat daughter about the benefits of Teflon and her favourite type of Richmond. It does seem however, that they are not all as bad as you would expect or first assume. The Son-in-Law said hi to me but the parents just blanked me when I gave them a happy-camper morning-greeting on the way to the shower block. Ah well one can but try.
Wasp kill count 7 dead, 1 lost in action presumed dead. We are currently trying to eat but keep getting attacked. We’re dealing with it.
1000
We have just left the campsite, I mentioned that I don’t really like Citroen 2 C V's and in response, Charli likened my face to one?!
“You’re FACE looks like a 2 C V!!“
Nice huh? Shortly after this I did a typical man classic and realised I had left my wallet in the tent so back we go what a fool.
1700
We got just back from Chichester. Its okay, quite busy, a little bit better than our home town but equally as boring. In my personal opinion, these days it’s no good going any kind of distance to go shopping, the places are all the same but we got a few bits then ate some lunch in the park where we watched as some local village idiots kicked a ball around and shouted primitive abuse at each other. We have got back now and we need to decide what is for dinner. What am I going to EAT TODAY lets go shopping. Its raining but what the hell.
1730 - another charli entry
I just killed a spider! haha! But Owen near hates me for it. I think that walloping it with a plate was allot easier on the eight-legged messenger of the devil then smoking it out like he tried to do! I’ve never killed a spider myself before but after asking Owen about 600 TIMES in a rather irritating west country accent and he still refused I decided to take matters into my own hands. haha!
It’s still raining. We were going to go find food but got distracted by tent raving to Owens music box instead-followed by watching the rain drops roll down the side of the tent, giving them names and racing them. We then tried to recreate what music sounds like in da club by moving the box round and round our heads at high speeds. We think we have discovered tent/camping related hysteria.
2100
Just sat down with some beer after going crazy in Somerfields. Charli made potato wedges which worked very well. Being a simple being I just cooked meat and spicy beans. Ha! We both agreed we had a good team cooking event followed by operation washing up followed be operation tidy tent so here we are I bloody love camping and I’m sure my lady feels the same xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx woooooooooooooooooooo
‘til ‘morrow good readers.
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